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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 05:04 PM
-----Phase 1----- GAS STATION The pumps are vacant, and there isn't a single car around. Despite the emptiness, there are some Ace Dick clones standing by the pumps, waiting for a car to come so they can do their job and pump some gas. There is a Minimart here as well, for anyone who wants to grab some food before they go back on the road. This particular minimart also serves as a small pizza restaurant. How convenient! There is a garbage can next to the Minimart as well. A few jerry cans filled with gasoline are lined up near some of the pumps. There is one Ace Dick clone that doesn't seem to be doing anything important right now. If you wanted to, you could do something with him if you wanted, or maybe lead him around to another area. For some reason, he's holding a Dragon Ball as well! A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 05:04 PM
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:08 PM
AH SOME CHALLENGERS
I AM THE UNIVERSE'S FASTEST BEING
YOU HAVE COME TO WITNESS ME
You should be honored!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:10 PM
Challengers? I didn't come here to challenge anyone nyeh!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:11 PM
i see that man has a dragon ball!
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:12 PM
Um hello!
Nice to meet you both
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:12 PM
lord frieza has sent me to obtain the dragon balls!
Hello little panda!
Now who are you blue haired girl?
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:18 PM
I'm Chiester 410 nyeh, who are you aside from "the Universe's Fastest Being?"
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
Burter! Part of the Frieza's Elite Ginyu Force!
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:20 PM
My name's Retsuko.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Burter and...Chiester 410?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:23 PM
that's the name!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:24 PM
Yep!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:31 PM
Well if that's all our introductions I'll be leaving now nyeh
See ya later, maybe, nihihihi
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:33 PM
have fun!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:34 PM
🇮🇸
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:36 PM
Are you from iceland?
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 05:38 PM
CLOWDER ITEMS sheet BIG A sheet of some sort of metal. While it is easy to break, its still strong enough to stop any attack. (100% Protection Success, 1 Use)
AHMAYK ITEMS medkit BIG A standard first aid kit. If someone is attacked, you could use this to save their life. (90% Protection Success)
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:40 PM
Oh, yes!
I'm a doctor! If you ever need medical assistance, just ask!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:40 PM
Oh, that's nice nyeh
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 05:41 PM
WAFFLES ITEMS dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:41 PM
Just gonna grab that second one!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:42 PM
There's 7 of those things nyeh?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:42 PM
My best friend, Jeice is around here, he might have another one
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 05:42 PM
I'd think there would only be two, nihihihihi!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 05:43 PM
LOCK
Burter goes up to the trash can and searches for something
He digs around a bit to find an old candy wrapper
He gives the candy wrapper to the Ace Dick clone, who shrugs and gives him the Dragon Ball in return
Chiester 410 goes and grabs one of the gas cans and starts to spill out the gas inside in a pattern
It looks like a nordic flag?
It could be any of them, Sweeden, Finland, or Iceland, but it unmistakably looks nordic
Retsuko smiles and waves and everyone
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
Chiester 410 moved to: residential
Retsuko moved to: residential
Burter moved to: minimart
-----Phase 2----- GAS STATION The pumps are vacant, and there isn't a single car around. Despite the emptiness, there are some Ace Dick clones standing by the pumps, waiting for a car to come so they can do their job and pump some gas. There is a Minimart here as well, for anyone who wants to grab some food before they go back on the road. This particular minimart also serves as a small pizza restaurant. How convenient! There is a garbage can next to the Minimart as well. A few jerry cans filled with gasoline are lined up near some of the pumps. They are half empty. There is one Ace Dick clone that doesn't seem to be doing anything important right now. If you wanted to, you could do something with him if you wanted, or maybe lead him around to another area. For some reason, he's holding a candy wrapper. Someone some gasoline to make a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Tony Soprano has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) Squidward has: pizza BIG Pizza from the Krusty Krab. Its so good that it might convince someone to stop attacking another person. (80% Protection Success) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) Zombie Ace Dick has: sword BIG There are many different types of swords in the world, and you can say with 100% certainty that this is, in fact, a sword. It's losing its edge, but it should be good enough for a few more attacks. (80% Attack Success, 2 Uses) T.I. #97 has: teleporter BIG Some sort of device that allows you to move from one area to another, no matter the distance. Unfortunately, it seems that you have no control over where it sends you. (100% success rate, 1 use) ZERO has: tophat BIG A magician's hat. A good magician never reveals their secrets, so only the person who has the item knows what it truly does. (??% Success Rate, ??? Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835326852646043688/4471641_101218-kgo-gas-station-img_Image_17-33-2422.png?width=803&height=452
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:04 PM
A human body stands in the gas station. It appears to be wearing formal clothes. It has a generic look. On its shirt reads "T.I. #97."
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:05 PM
Salutations, knaves!
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:05 PM
Knaves!?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:05 PM
Yes, knave!
You are a knave!
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:05 PM
Are you a fucking noble?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:05 PM
I have yet to see otherwise.
Ha.
No, just an unfinished robot.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:06 PM
Good.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:06 PM
T.I. observes its surroundings.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:06 PM
Now, robot to robot, you'll join a revolution to overthrow the ruling class, won't you?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:06 PM
Hm, it depends.
Are the ruling class... strong?
Are they... villainous?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
("The pumps are vacant, and there isn't a single car around.") https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835561760298631218/835562552271700008/unknown.png
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
They wield unimaginable political power and they are the biggest villains around, oppressing the peasantry.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
...oh my.
Then indeed, you may count me as an ally!
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
We need health care and minimum wages!
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
For great justice!
Zero poses.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:07 PM
That'll do!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
There is an Ace Dick Clone following T.I. #97
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
Hm.
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
Has anyone seen a clarinet around here? I lost her...
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
All we need to do for now is spread the word of the evil ruling class and their oppression of the commoners.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
T.I. points at @Martin Blackwood
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
Oh my.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:08 PM
HUMAN?
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
And bring class awareness for people!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
Oh hey
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
Indeed. A revolution for the masses!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
Phas
Huhuhuhuhuhu
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
Anyone?
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:09 PM
I didn't even need to tell you my life story and about my son that died to preventable diseases whose medicine the monarchy had long since privatized.
I haven't seen any instruments here.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
Mwhen phiph you mheph a pipe mwenph?
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Tony Soprano [NPC] [[ori4thewin]] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
Well, this place certainly filled up quick.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
Me?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
Yeph
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
oh uhhhhhhhhh
Don't believe Tony should be here
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
I'm a service worker, genius, we have our tools.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:10 PM
Hm, now. I have a legendary quest. One that must be sated.
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
give me a quick sec
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Tony Soprano [NPC] [[ori4thewin]] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
True
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
You phiph'ph haphe ome mwaph phaphe
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
(I should have)
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
Oh, mhoph phing
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
The most powerful person in this general area of New Jersey must die in a duel to the death by my hand.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:11 PM
Mphm mon'ph minph me
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
You ought to find the upper class, then!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
Amph who woumph phaph phe?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
I desire victory, and heroics!
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
Looks like our goals aren't that different.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
Indeed.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
UNAUTHORIZED USE OF VIOLENCE IN THIS PLANE OF REALITY WILL BE PUNISHED BY TIVESTI CORPORATION.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
...This T.I. character seems pretty powerful.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:12 PM
Shut up, omniscient asshole!
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a part of the government here.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
Me neither. Certainly seems to be... powerful.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
what the fuck are you talking about
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
OMNISCIENCE IS NOT PART OF CURRENT JOB.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
You. #97.
I desire to fight you.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:13 PM
UNAUTHORIZED.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:14 PM
My decision has already been made.
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:14 PM
I just want some peace and quiet...
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:14 PM
Meet me back here in 3 phases to battle. Else I will chase you down, and kill you myself.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:14 PM
TIVESTI CORPORATION HAS NOT AUTHORIZED ENTITY DESIGNATED T.I. #97 THE USE OF VIOLENCE AGAINST NON FREE-WILLED HUMANS AND NON-HUMANS.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:15 PM
Ah, but I am a robot.
Sufficiently advanced enough to be allowed to determine my own free will.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:15 PM
what are you a murderer
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:15 PM
Ha, no.
I just want justice.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:15 PM
You pheophwe are maniaphs
Mwe loph oph you
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:17 PM
T.I. does not appear to be interested in fighting the red robot. It is was not part of the original job offer.
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:17 PM
I mean, this guy does seem a little too eager to murder.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:17 PM
hey, freaky TI thing
what's your deal
why'd ya point at me
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:18 PM
I want to be acknowledged as a hero.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:18 PM
DO YOU SELF-DESIGNATE AS A HUMAN?
DO YOU SELF-DESIGNATE AS A HUMAN?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:18 PM
Defeating the most powerful person here is the only way I can accomplish that.
Anyone else is a knave.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:18 PM
uh I'm a zombie i guess
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:18 PM
Why are you epherywhere?
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:19 PM
"Zombie" does not appear to be in T.I.'s vocabulary.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:19 PM
Pheriouphwy
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:19 PM
the original asshole has no imagination, ya see?
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:19 PM
Well, uhh, you keep on with that, other robot.
I'll look around for more revolutionaries.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:20 PM
I shall!
For justice!
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:20 PM
so whenever he got a chance to create something in the imaginary world, shit-for-brains just created more of himself
which is me
and these guys runnin around
lemme spell it out for you
some outer god type guy flailed his fuckin tentacles around
and stabbed the shit outta some guy
which turned him into a zombie
the fucker then bites me
and now I'm one too!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:21 PM
...Uhhhhhh
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:21 PM
(what is your character even from cath)
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:22 PM
(make a good mega man level series)
(series of mega man fangames)
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Dengo [ThePopStarDude] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:22 PM
(...huh)
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:22 PM
Phoumphs phophawy mormaw
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:22 PM
hey what's this guy even saying
can barely understand em through that dumb mask
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:22 PM
I can't understand him either!
The fool is like the vocal equivalent of Shadow Man.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:23 PM
Phen wiphen harpher
I'm moph mwomma repheaph myphelph
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:23 PM
If you say so, Masked Knave!
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:24 PM
T.I. seems quite perplexed by all this. Why weren't these other free-willed individuals included in the job description?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:24 PM
Phuph my phoph, hophe you umpherphood phaph ome
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:24 PM
sounds like yer boss is a bit of a shithead
should try going freelance
don't get as many shitty job descriptions
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
UNAUTHORIZED.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
It is indeed hard to understand you under that mask, but I am trying regardless.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
woah hey calm down man
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
It is no worse than Reggae's squawking.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
just makin a suggestion, see?
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:25 PM
ENTITY DESIGNATED T.I. #97 IS PROPERTY OF TIVESTI CORPORATION.
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Zombie Ace Dick [girlthulhu] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:26 PM
someones property? what, like a whore or somethin?
damn mobster kingpin owns too many people
that's why we took him down a notch
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:27 PM
Do you people have any decency ?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:27 PM
Ah, a fellow hero!
And a fighter for the underclass. I know I can trust you, zombie knave.
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:28 PM
T.I. stops and thinks.
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 06:29 PM
LOCK
ZERO and Pyro both move to grab some jerry cans
Pyro uses his to start a trail of gasoline leading into the minimart
He continues moving into the store
The trail not stopping
While all this is going on, Squidward tells everyone to shut up
He makes this sound exactly
Zombie Ace Dick takes one of the clones standing around and convinces him to follow him
T.I. #97 protects himself from any upcoming attacks
But ZERO closes in on him
ZERO DOUSES T.I. #97 WITH GASOLINE
Dengo goes up to an Ace Dick clone running the gas station
He convinces the clone to free itself from its shackles and rise up
A revolution is beginning
Dengo is looking very pleased with himself
When suddenly
BANG
A GUN IS FIRED FROM THE MARKET
IT HITS DENGO IN THE HEAD
He falls to the ground
The revolution has ended just as quickly as it began
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
Dengo moved to: minimart
ZERO moved to: market
Zombie Ace Dick moved to: market
Squidward moved to: residential
Tony Soprano moved to: residential
-----Phase 3----- GAS STATION The pumps are vacant, and there isn't a single car around. Despite the emptiness, there are some Ace Dick clones standing by the pumps, waiting for a car to come so they can do their job and pump some gas. There is a Minimart here as well, for anyone who wants to grab some food before they go back on the road. This particular minimart also serves as a small pizza restaurant. How convenient! There is a garbage can next to the Minimart as well. A few jerry cans filled with gasoline are lined up near some of the pumps. They are empty. Someone some gasoline to make a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A trail of gas leads into the Minimart. Dengo lies here, with a bullet in his head. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
Jeice has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Jeice has: glue BIG A bottle of industrial grade glue (100% Success rate, prevents 1 player from moving for one phase. 1 Use) Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) Retsuko has: medkit BIG A standard first aid kit. If someone is attacked, you could use this to save their life. (90% Protection Success) Chiester 410 has: sheet BIG A sheet of some sort of metal. While it is easy to break, its still strong enough to stop any attack. (100% Protection Success, 1 Use) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835326852646043688/4471641_101218-kgo-gas-station-img_Image_17-33-2422.png?width=803&height=452
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
Oh wow, this is a lot of people.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:53 PM
looks like that guy's got some er, balls o yers
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
BURTER
IT'S YOU
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:54 PM
Oh, looks like somebody died nyeh
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:55 PM
yeah, Christopher shot him
he was in the market with us.
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:55 PM
Christopher? Who's that nyeh?
Haven't seen them yet
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:55 PM
Darn taffer! Someone should take care of that guy
Christopher's the guy whos like ehhh, this tall, and this wide
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
Ahhh!!!!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
Youll know it when you see 'im
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
He’s dead!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:56 PM
Someone's been murdered!
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:57 PM
Damn...
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:57 PM
i was in the gas station! pyro just poured gas everywhere
WAIT
JEICE MY BUDDU
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
BURTER!
How are you!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
GOOD!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
You know each other?
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
We are pals!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Someone named Pyro?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Yeah!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Poured gas everywhere nyeh?
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Pie row?
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
we are from the GINYU FORCE!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Don't like the sound of that nyeh
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:58 PM
Don't pyros usually, light things on fire?
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
Well maybe its a pie-row!
where they usually uh, bake pies!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
he had a gas mask
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
Cooking fumes are dangerous
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
Yeah that doesn't sound like a "pie row" to me nyeh
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 06:59 PM
Jeice you better start pulling your weight! ive got 3 dragon balls and you only have one!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:00 PM
As long as my flag doesn't get caught in the fire, nihihi!
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:00 PM
Well, I'll gladly take them off your hands!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:00 PM
i started with one and found one here and one in the store
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:00 PM
I wasn't able to find any.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:00 PM
er minimark
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:01 PM
Oi, we need to take em to this "Kami" Guy and he'll let us use the dragon balls!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:01 PM
Perfect!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:01 PM
Saying it like that sounds a little weird nyeh
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Hey, would it alright if held onto them?
I gotta collect them for my objective.
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Why have they barely acknowledged the dead guy...
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
lemme race you first!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Well, there's not much we can do about someone who's already dead nyeh!
No coming back from that, nihihihi
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:03 PM
Ye, it's quite sad, aye.
Not much we can do.
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:03 PM
They said someone named Christopher killed him, so we should focus on avoiding them
Or hunting them down ourselves and avenging the dead guy nyeh
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:04 PM
@Pyro Maack if you don't mind me asking, who all was here?
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:05 PM
I passed ZERO and zombie ace dick
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:05 PM
Where is Christopher now nyeh?
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:05 PM
Huh?
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
I was planning to go into the minimart but I don't wanna run into a murderer, nihihi!
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
He should be in the marker.
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
I'm confused, was Dengo not shot here?
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
He was shot from the market.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
Pyro and Ti #98 are in the minimart right now
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
For some reason the items Dengo has are not listed here
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:06 PM
chriistopher just
shot out of the market??
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:07 PM
he plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses)
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:07 PM
(did you use anything other than the !kill command?)
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:07 PM
yes
also we need actions in 3 minutes
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
AAA
okay
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
extending the phase a bit because we have like non rn
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:08 PM
ill follow you jeice!
no need to go into the minimart
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
I'm with benny
I'm helping him.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
what are you helping him with?
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Retsuko [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
ahhhhhh....I don't wanna get shot
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:09 PM
Looking for meat
he'd help me find the dragon balls too.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:10 PM
there was not meet in the minimart
no*
meat*
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:10 PM
Was there candy bars in the minimart nyeh?
Specifically, red, blue, and white ones?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
yeah there was!
maybe!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
Thanks
Hope they don't mind me shoplifting some nyeh
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:11 PM
also jeice! race me!
one end of the gas station to the other!
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:12 PM
@Bill where are you off to?
Sure!
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:13 PM
I sure hope they're heading to the minimart too nyeh, I don't wanna accidently run into a murderer or something on my own, nihihihi!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:13 PM
if you do! yell!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:13 PM
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Jeice and Burter both line up next to each other
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2
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GO
The two of them race each other from one end of the gas station to the other
Jeice beats Burter
Retsuko cowers in fear while she watches
T.I. #97 prepares for the explosion except...
Nothing happens
It seems like the gas trail leading into the Minimart wasn;t ignited
Chiester 410 looks around for some gasoline and manages to get some on her fingers
She goes up to Retsuko and starts to make a design on her back with the flag
Everyone sees the design and agrees it looks like a nordic flag
Except it looks a lot like the Flag of Iceland
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:29 PM
wow this phase update was a big mistake
T.I. is not here
so none of that stuff involving him happened
Instead, Benny stands around doing nothing
The classic mistake between two people who know each other well happens
Jeice and Burter both attempt to follow each other
In confusion, they end up staying here
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
Benny stayed here.
Retsuko moved to: residential
Chiester 410 moved to: minimart
Jeice stayed here.
Burter stayed here.
-----Phase 4----- GAS STATION The pumps are vacant, and there isn't a single car around. Despite the emptiness, there are some Ace Dick clones standing by the pumps, waiting for a car to come so they can do their job and pump some gas. There is a Minimart here as well, for anyone who wants to grab some food before they go back on the road. This particular minimart also serves as a small pizza restaurant. How convenient! There is a garbage can next to the Minimart as well. A few jerry cans filled with gasoline are lined up near some of the pumps. They are empty. Someone some gasoline to make a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A trail of gas leads into the Minimart. Dengo lies here, with a bullet in his head. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
Jeice has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Burter has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Jeice has: glue BIG A bottle of industrial grade glue (100% Success rate, prevents 1 player from moving for one phase. 1 Use) Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730608477566926930/835326852646043688/4471641_101218-kgo-gas-station-img_Image_17-33-2422.png?width=803&height=452
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:38 PM
I SAID I WAS FOLLOWING YOU
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:39 PM
What Whuh
I was not sleeping on the job!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:39 PM
NOT YOU
JEICE!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:39 PM
Oouh
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Squidward [Cerbera] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:39 PM
I don't want to get involved
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:40 PM
Who are you eh?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:40 PM
@Pyro Maack
HEY BUDDY
I SAID I WAS GOING TO FOLLOW YOU
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:41 PM
Next to Dengo is a pipe wrench
The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses)
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:44 PM
I was following Benny.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:44 PM
Well ya should have followed better!
I was clearly goin, uh
Somewhere
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:45 PM
THAT DOES CHANGE ANYWHERE
THEY WERE SLEEPING
YOU THINK HE CAN MOVE?
LOOK AT HIS EYES
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:45 PM
Uh, Burter?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:45 PM
Looks like someone came out of a nap!
DEFINITELY NOT ANGRY FOR SOME OTHER REASOn
NOPE
DEFINITELY NOT
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
I'm surprised you didn't beat me.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
I twas wide awake!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
CAN IT JEICE
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
Doing my usual guard duty
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:46 PM
I'M THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:48 PM
The fastest?
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:48 PM
You must of tripped.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:48 PM
Are ye as fast as an uhh, a bird?
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:49 PM
Faster than light!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:49 PM
Light??
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:50 PM
He's telling the truth alright!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:50 PM
I thought light don't go anywhere you just shine it on a taffer when you're trying to catch em
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:51 PM
He must of been warming up, io.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:51 PM
yeah! i was!
Now after our rematch, we shall actually go somewhere!
we gotta find those dragon balls!
race me again!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:54 PM
I'm goin inside the mart
I still need my mead!
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:55 PM
and we go to the residential area after this jeice, you hear???
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Jeice [Maack] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:55 PM
Sure, Burter.
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Burter [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 24-Apr-21 07:55 PM
same race, one end of the gas station to the other!
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 07:57 PM
actions
LOCK
Jeice and Burter get ready to race yet again
3
2
1
Burter gets ready to move but Jeice trips him
While Burter is on the ground Jeice starts kicking him
After a few good kicks, Burter is left unmoving on the ground
Jeice steals his Dragon Balls
Squidward sees the carnage and blows on a whistle he has with him
PWEEEEEEEEH
EVERY AREA NEARBY HAS HEARD THE WHISTLE
Benny has had enough of this and starts to beat Squidward
After a few solid punches, Squidward is left on the ground, bleeding, and motionless
Kevin just stands around in shock at what happened
Surely things can't get any worse right?
...
Do you guys smell something
Smells like something is burning
Like
...
Gasoline?
THE TRAIL OF GASOLINE FROM THE MINIMART HAS CAUGHT ON FIRE, AND IS MOVING TOWARDS THE GAS PUMPS
Kevin runs away before the explosion can happen
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:23 PM
For some reason...
Jeice follows Burter???
oh wait a second
he did not
He escaped the explosion along with Benny
Maack runs to the Market
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 08:25 PM
Benny moved to: minimart
Burter stayed here.
Squidward stayed here.
Jeice moved to: market
Kevin moved to: minimart
-----Phase 5----- GAS STATION The entire Gas Station has been burnt down in an explosion. The charred remains of Dengo, Squidward, and Burter are here. A burned pattern on the ground makes a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) Chiester 410 has: sheet BIG A sheet of some sort of metal. While it is easy to break, its still strong enough to stop any attack. (100% Protection Success, 1 Use) https://www.rainforest-alliance.org/sites/default/files/2017-01/deforestation-header_0.jpg
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 08:25 PM
@Deleted User
@Black Frost
@Birgitte Silverbow
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:27 PM
Jesus
Feel kinda bad for these guys nyeh
How am i supposed to make a flag with red white and blue STRIPED candy??
Pain
I guess I can tear it up
Hope i have enough phases to make a flag everywhere
i think this'll count if i put them on two of the dead people they still count as players
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:32 PM
that counts
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 08:33 PM
thank you
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 08:44 PM
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Chiester 410 rips up the pieces of candy wrapper she has on her. She places them in a way, that makes them look like the flag of Iceland on Burter and Dengo. The pieces she had to use were bigger than she wanted, but the final product still looks like the flag.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:01 PM
Dengo stayed here.
Burter stayed here.
Squidward stayed here.
Chiester 410 moved to: market
-----Phase 6----- GAS STATION The entire Gas Station has been burnt down in an explosion. The charred remains of Dengo, Squidward, and Burter are here. Burter and Dengo have a flag of Iceland on them made out of candy wrappers A burned pattern on the ground makes a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:01 PM
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) https://www.rainforest-alliance.org/sites/default/files/2017-01/deforestation-header_0.jpg
@Deleted User
@Black Frost
@Birgitte Silverbow
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:02 PM
Bah, I butchered that drink
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:02 PM
That is most unfortunate.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:02 PM
This is all yer fault gasman!
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:03 PM
I will absolve the souls of these unfortunate victims to ensure them safe passage to heaven.
I would like to request you all here to stay quiet so we can have a minute of silence to honor the deads.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:03 PM
HOOOOOOO
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:03 PM
...
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:03 PM
PHAPH WAPH PHUM!
YEEEAAAAH
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:03 PM
YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN GASMAN
Yer no worse than a bloody taffer
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:04 PM
PHUCK YOU PHAWW ME?
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:05 PM
Worse than a thief!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:05 PM
Slaps you in the face
You phuph your mouph
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:06 PM
AAAY
Do you want to go to blows mister?
Because i will!
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:06 PM
Mo, mwuph mwow your phwaphe
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:06 PM
whaat?
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:07 PM
Please behave.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:07 PM
behave?? behave???
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:07 PM
I deal with enough bullshit daily already.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:07 PM
He'ph pheimg ruphe!
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:07 PM
This taffer blowned up the whole station!!
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:08 PM
Yes, perhaps.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:08 PM
Pho whaph?
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:08 PM
Let us put that asside and show a little respect to dead in that tragedy for now.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:08 PM
I haph pho!
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:08 PM
You two can continue scrabbling later.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:09 PM
Fine
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:09 PM
Good, I am glad you can understand.
Now if only you were sober, that'd be even better, but oh well.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:10 PM
Whaaaat?
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:10 PM
Whaph'ph phiph aphouph amyway?
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:10 PM
You want me to be sober at a time like this??
Bah, I need another drink
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:10 PM
... That is a good point.
Now, let the ceremony commence.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:11 PM
Pho you phuyph nwow who phireph phe phum earwier?
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:12 PM
Quiet.
Please.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:12 PM
hmmbah...
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:12 PM
Mam who are you pho orpher me aroumph?
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Kami [ZelRaat] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:13 PM
God.
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The Pyro [Superb] BOT 24-Apr-21 09:13 PM
Ophay, I phon'ph phare
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:20 PM
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Kami stands around and honors those who have fallen so far
Benny takes the bottle he has on him and glares at Pyro
He throws the bottle at Pyro's head
The Pyro tries to block the by spinning the pole he has
Benny barely manages to get the bottle to connect
Pyro falls to the ground, unmoving
Kami says a prayer for The Pyro as well
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:38 PM
Dengo stayed here.
Burter stayed here.
Squidward stayed here.
Benny moved to: minimart
Kami moved to: market
-----Phase 7----- GAS STATION The entire Gas Station has been burnt down in an explosion. The charred remains of Dengo, Squidward, and Burter are here. Burter and Dengo have a flag of Iceland on them made out of candy wrappers A burned pattern on the ground makes a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://www.rainforest-alliance.org/sites/default/files/2017-01/deforestation-header_0.jpg
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 09:38 PM
@Deleted User
@Black Frost
@Birgitte Silverbow
The Pyro stayed here.
@Lumina
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 09:57 PM
Sure is quiet
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 09:59 PM
you should prolly send your actions like now
we're about to move on
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 10:00 PM
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Boongus looks around
He seems satisfied
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 10:07 PM
A banana comes in and hits the ground
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Seems like someone threw it from the market
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:10 PM
Dengo stayed here.
Burter stayed here.
Squidward stayed here.
The Pyro stayed here.
Kevin stayed here.
-----Phase 8----- GAS STATION The entire Gas Station has been burnt down in an explosion. The charred remains of Dengo, Squidward, and Burter are here. Burter and Dengo have a flag of Iceland on them made out of candy wrappers A burned pattern on the ground makes a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Benny has: grabber BIG Its one of those claw grabbers you'd normally see in some rigged arcade machine. Using this item can allow you to force any player in the area you are in to the same place you'll move to next phase. (70% Success Rate, 2 uses) Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) ZERO has: revolver BIG A standard revolver, only holding 3 bullets. (70% Attack success rate, 3 uses) Kevin has: timemachine BIG A strange machine that allows you to go back in time, but only to protect someone. Strangely limiting, but hey, you can work with it. (75% Protection Success, 2 Uses) https://www.rainforest-alliance.org/sites/default/files/2017-01/deforestation-header_0.jpg
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:10 PM
Pinned a message.
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:10 PM
Well.
A lot more people died than I thought, I must admit.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
Hark! I have returned success-hic successfully from my mission
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
...
Zero thinks, and turns to Benny.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
Who goes hic there
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
Hark! A Murderer.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
WHAAAT??
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
You are a murderer.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
MEEeeE?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
It is clear.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:11 PM
Nooooooooo
NOOOOO hehe I didin hic kill anybody
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 10:12 PM
Oh
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:12 PM
Zero sighs.
Well, 4 people are dead here.
One more is dead in the market.
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 10:12 PM
Wait what
It seems like missed something when I was blackout drunk
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:13 PM
Who died hic over by the market
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:13 PM
The remaining people who are alive as far as I can tell.... are
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:13 PM
AHahahaa you can't handle yer mead you yellowbelly
Me however I can handle it juuuuuuuust fine
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:13 PM
You Me Kevin over there TI Zombie and a few others.
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 10:14 PM
Have we caught any murderers
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:14 PM
Ah I hic seee
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:14 PM
I know TI is not a murderer, otherwise she would have murdererd me when we rode the subway.
Same with me.
We have an alibi, in essentiality.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:14 PM
Whaaaat how do we you, how do we know you're not lying about
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:14 PM
Kevin, we caught one, I am fairly sure.
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 10:15 PM
I was completely alone in the Market
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:15 PM
You know that you are not a hic murderer
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:15 PM
Unless Christopher was actually telling the truth - he's a murderer.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:15 PM
I dun see TI anywher
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:15 PM
And given that he tried to shoot me... and I nearly died.
Well, he's dead anyways.
Well, it's simple.
My objective is to kill the strongest person in New Jersey in a duel to the death. That's Kami.
Apart from that, my intentions are fully that of a justicious individual.
One who wants only to protect others and be a hero.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:17 PM
Kamee?? That brimmed guy??
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:17 PM
Him, indeed.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:17 PM
Oooooh
Well if your wondrin what I'm up to I'm tryin to enjoy my break from guard duty
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:18 PM
Nice, nice.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:18 PM
I'm on the hunt for bad guys same as you
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:19 PM
Hm, well - if you're trying to enjoy your break - Tony Soprano has a barbeque in the residential district. He wants as many people there as possible.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:19 PM
Oh ya don't say!!
I could go for a good hic meal
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:20 PM
Then head on down - he has a box of pizza there!
I'm startin' to suspect Zombie may be a murderer. Not entirely sure, but... it's a possibility.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:21 PM
Zombie uhh
Isn't he that guy I've seen everywhere?
Gosh, he could be anywhere! How do you know which one is teh real one!
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:22 PM
He's the one with gray skin.
As opposed to all the others being white.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
Oooooooooh
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
Subtle difference.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
You would think he would, disguise himself better
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
Indeed.
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Boongus BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
Back to the topic of the restaurant
Do you think they have bananas
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:23 PM
I will be off to do hic guard duty at the barbeque then
Oh if yer lookin fer bananas I think ther was some at the market
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:24 PM
I saw bananas at the market.
Yes.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:24 PM
Or, wait was it kami who had em
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:24 PM
Kami is at the market.
Same difference.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:25 PM
Ah so you'd will be headin there then
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 10:25 PM
actions
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:25 PM
May as well continue my loop around, yes.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:25 PM
I'll be seein you hic
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:27 PM
I believe, actually...
I shall be heading inside the minimart.
But I will be seeing you, yes.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:27 PM
Ooh?
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:28 PM
I left a certain something in there that I need to retrieve.
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Benny [pizzie] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:28 PM
Tell me if they've restocked on mead
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Zero [Cathode] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:28 PM
Will do!
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suds BOT 24-Apr-21 10:32 PM
LOCK
Boongus begins looking at Benny
He tells zero that Benny looks very suspicious
Zero dismisses what he said and thinks boongus is paranoid
Zero goes over to a corpse and picks up a dragon ball he's beyond excited
Benny on the other hand waves around his beer bottle while staggering around from being drunk.
Since hes drunk he has a very loose grip on the bottle.....
The bottle slips out of his hand and right onto zeros face.
Glass shards go everywhere
After screaming for awhile he collapses onto the floor no longer moving a muscle
Benny doesn't really seem to realize what he has done and goes on with his day
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:40 PM
Dengo stayed here.
Burter stayed here.
Squidward stayed here.
The Pyro stayed here.
Benny moved to: residential
-----Phase 9----- GAS STATION The entire Gas Station has been burnt down in an explosion. The charred remains of Dengo, Squidward, and Burter are here. Burter and Dengo have a flag of Iceland on them made out of candy wrappers. The body of Zero and the Pyro are here. Both have glass shards in their heads A burned pattern on the ground makes a pattern on the ground. It looks like a nordic flag. A singular road cuts through the area. Going down one end of the road moves you closer to the city, and leads to the MARKET. Down the other end of the road leads to the RESIDENTIAL AREA. If you wanted to, you could always go inside the MINIMART as well.
The Pyro has: dragonball BIG One of 7 Dragon Balls Dengo has: pipewrench BIG The plumber's tool of choice, and also any potential murderer's. Due to the size of the wrench, and how slow it is to hit someone with, its very difficult to get a hit with it. (60% Attack success, Unlimited uses) The Pyro has: pole BIG It is metal. Its a pole. It can probably hurt. (60% attack success , 1 use) ZERO has: revolver BIG A standard revolver, only holding 3 bullets. (70% Attack success rate, 3 uses) https://www.rainforest-alliance.org/sites/default/files/2017-01/deforestation-header_0.jpg
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:41 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Apr-21 10:41 PM
@Deleted User
@Black Frost
@Leif
Kevin moved to: market
ZERO stayed here.
@Birgitte Silverbow
@Lumina
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T.I. #97 [Brinelex Brine] BOT 24-Apr-21 10:41 PM
Evidently something horrendous happened here.
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 10:46 PM
true
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 11:04 PM
LOCK
T.I. #97 pokes ZERO's body
Its dead
Everyone is dead
All non-murderers that is
Despite not killing a single person, T.I. #97 has managed to accomplish their goal
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 11:36 PM
$leave
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Chiester 410 [AClowderOfCats] BOT 24-Apr-21 11:36 PM
No thanks i don't wanna leave
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Pablo Smith BOT 24-Apr-21 11:42 PM
$leave
$leave
$leave
$leave
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